The Best Day of My Life

It's been a while, 

and I've been feeling a bit uninspired

which means I've been getting all my readings done and going to bed at decent times

but after my weekend I feel chock full of 

blogging inspiration,

but most of all, because today was nearly one of the best days....ever

my humble little trip to Stop & Shop today, proved out to be

one of the best shopping experiences of my life

and thats saying a whole lot, for me anyways

let me just cut to the chase, 

I love Dippin Dots,

its a crazy, inexplicable, dangerous love affair

between me and the scrumptious, temporal little spheres of coldness and sweet sensation

this love affair has been raging for years, my heart swells with elation 

every time I visit and amusement park, knowing that for about 6 bucks I could

taste the most innovative and delish morsels ever 

my mouth waters just thinking of the cookies and cream 

with the Oreo pieces, or the Birthday Cake flavor which I first experienced 

in Universal Studios after a bout of crying 

my best friend Monica did not try to calm my tears, but instead 

she bought me the big size of Birthday Cake Dippin Dots, to consume all by myself

now that's the best friend you could ever have

no hugs, just Dippin Dots, ah how well she knows me

my tears instantly dried up and I just kept on truckin' 

with my pink, yellow, blue, and white pastel ice cream bits

right on to the Jurassic Park ride I went, happy as a clam you could say

anyhow, I'm just hooked

I love amusement parks, roller coasters, thrills, spills, waterslides,  and lazy rivers

but what makes the whole experience worth it, is the Dippin Dots

so there I was in Stop & Shop walking down each aisle

getting grapefruits, strawberries, lots of cereal, and other great items

when in the ice cream section I stumbled upon Itti Bitz

individual servings of Dippin Dots.................for the low price of ONE DOLLAR!!!!

there is where I died, gathering cookies and cream, cookie dough, and neapolitan 

to eat in the comfort of my dorm

I screamed about how jealous Monica would be

for she is one of the few who shares my odd affinity for these frozen treats

I felt like I won a million dollars, 

waiting for the shuttle back to school I was beaming

calling my mother to tell her the good news

never again will I have to wait to go to Six Flags,

no roller coaster or water slide necessary for this thrill

life got even better though,

I also found 79 cent DIET GRAPE SODA!

the second best find of my life

seeing as I love love love grape soda

and have not had it in years

I felt like God really loved me today,

I didn't even get ashes last week

and as I boarded the shuttle

bags of wonder in tow,

sun shining through the window, warming my hair

Bad Romance began playing on the radio

dancing in my seat with my Gaga claws was

a beautiful end to my blissful trip.