Mini Eats.

Just for anyone who has ever wondered

"can you buy just one munchkin?"

like i have wondered on many occasions,

I have an answer for you: yes!

and they are just 25 cents each

sure, you'll probably get a weird look from the cashier

but who are they to pass judgement,

some people like their food mini

and yessir, I had a chocolate one, and a glazed one

on the M9 yesterday

twas great, although they were out of jelly

which is truly unfair

no one ever likes the jelly ones

but they are just so divine,

sure the jelly tastes a tad bit artificial,

with a hint of that cherry medicine taste

that brings you back to the ear infections and throat aches of childhood,

but hey, I love em

and next time I pass a Dunkin Donuts

(tomorrow) I will treat myself to one (or two, maybe four) small sphere(s) of joy

speaking of small, doughy creations

I had the best garlic knots of my life the other day

and let me tell you, Poughkeepsie garlic knots do not compare

I got them in Queens, Jackson Heights, believe it or not

they were luscious, oversized, and coated in olive oil

and were even better once I sprinkled parmesan cheese all over em

like little Italian biscuits, gotta love the marinara on the side

best thing about these? they were only a dollar

dollar garlic knots, munchkins

this is eating mini, on a budget

being broke at home isn't so bad after all.