Dreams Do Come True.

A couple of weeks ago

I had a dream that I was at the Retreat (other Vassar dining option)

and to my delight they were selling

Vanilla Soy Milk

and strawberries in little plastic cartons

and in my dream I was simply overjoyed

for I love cereal

and its nommier with strawberries and a lil vanilla goodness

this morning at the Retreat I saw a girl eating strawberries

out of a small plastic container

and I immediately ran over,

and alas! in the sad Passover cooler( that had previously housed

with odd, tragic looking concoctions like roasted beets

"Matzorella Lasagna", and "Matzorella Salad"

the word play was cute

but the food looked pitiable)

were small containers each containing 6 juicy strawberries

my heart leaped and jumped

and I let out a squeal of delight

at 2.99 the price is a ripoff

but its so worth it for something other than apples and oranges

I bought two and anxiously explained to the cashier lady

that my dreams were literally coming true

she thought I was a loon, obviously

but hey, I ate those strawberries on my hilltop

sprinkled with Splenda (as everything should be)

whilst soaking up the sun

bronze skin & strawberries,

hey a girl's gotta get her kicks somewhere.