Dear World,
Finger and toe nail polish
should always match
because if your toes are pink
and your fingernails are green
its like wearing mismatched socks
I just hate mismatched socks
like purple polka dots on one foot
and blue checkerboard on the other
and then when its shown off
it makes me simply crazy
wearing mismatched socks
is such a Vassar thing
I'm somewhat of a sock purist,
black socks all the time
the occasional pink zebra print
or music note pattern when I'm
running low and am avoiding the laundry room
because laundry makes me severely depressed
as does having to write research papers
but, I must count my blessings,
at least my socks match
Love,
Me
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