Redemption

So, after literally shedding tears over the demise of Penny Licks

it was really hard for me to summons up 

the strength to get dressed, curl my hair, and leave my house

but boy, was it worth it

after crying and lamenting about my vegan cookie dough ice cream

nothing seemed right,

I swear it is because I have a Vitamin D deficiency

all the days of playing N64 & Wii and watching hours of Spongebob

[my dream vacation]

got to me, and I really needed some sunlight

for some serious depression [or maybe shopping withdrawal]

was setting in, I even began looking for food sources of Vitamin D

most of which I cant eat (cod liver oil)

or don't have (swiss cheese)

I'm beginning to feel like I've become a hypochondriac 

that's dangerous

seeing as I have WedMD in my bookmarks bar

it's always something with me, 

something that can usually be cured with some sort of retail therapy

if only doctors knew the secret to good health...

there would be no more prescriptions of medication

just gift cards

everyone would be healthy

I swear, I could cure sickness with this idea

oh, you have a cold?

go spend this $25 dollar gift card at Forever 

oh, a fever and chills?

$50 bucks at Urban should have you feeling brand new

I don't really know how much one would give for terminal illnesses

thats blurry territory...I'm not even gonna go there

just common illnesses

anyway,

after the tears, and a breakdown about my lack of boots

I ventured out to fill up on Vitamin D with a side of 50 mph winds

and I ended up in Steve Madden

where I fell in love & scored

all my life's problems faded away when I felt the 

knee high platform beauties on my feet

Thank you doctor

I followed that beautiful experience with Jamba Juice

my first ever

my Strawberry Nirvana Smoothie filled my tummy with

happy bubbles and sparkling flavor

that smoothie would cure anything just as good as penicillin

I felt enlightened

for a second I was a true Bodhisattva

and then, as I slurped my smoothie

the Spice Girls came on

Spice Up Your Life to be exact

so I bopped & grooved

and thought 

"It's my lucky day, they are playing the Spice Girls in Jamba Juice"

ahhhh, this feels like redemption.