Christmas Reflections

So, Christmas was pretty great

minus the few times I was subject to the horrors

of Christmas music,

yes, I hate it, call me a scrooge

whatevz, Christmas is about way more than 

cheesy songs about sexing up Santa, his lane

and the like

the only Christmas song I enjoy is Last Christmas

preferably the Ashley Tisdale version, 

that is truly all

I could listen to her sing it all year round

I'll quickly sum up my Christmas:

Tofurky [God's greatest creation]

Colombian songs to Baby Jesus

mountains of tulle

lots of lace

velvet ruffled heels

floral print 

bows

grandma earrings

teacups

pearls                         

gold

antiques

& Saraswati: my Hindu goddess

she's just so fabulous

and she guides me in my educational ventures 

I got a hand carved pendant of her

with various arms, instruments 

and long flowing mermaid hair

she is naked

with large breasts,

looking like a sexy porn star:

that's my kind of goddess

she looks hardly like the demure & reserved goddess here

she is a bombshell, but nonetheless very amazing and helpful 

she likes candy offerings very much

so I keep her satisfied with lots of Tootsie Roll Pops & other goodies

anyhow, I thank Religion 152-01

Religions of Asia, for introducing me to her glory

I also thank Forever 21

for being so good to me this Christmas.